you know maternal instincts are real when you can sleep through your alarm, but will awaken from a dead sleep when your cat scratches at the window to be let in.
Tags: gpoy Tags: gpoy don’t fuckin touch my neck w/o permission not even to jokingly tickle me I’ll skin you and make purses out of your flesh
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Me:
So, I went into work 45 minutes late today.
Mom:
Why? Did you over-sleep?
Me:
No, I had to re-do my eye shadow.
liveblogging is so stressful because you only have 5 seconds to make a really funny joke about whatever just happened
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“Let me play you the song of my people” has never been more appropriate than when All Along the Watchtower turns up in something.
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